The Purple Elephant recalls the halcyon days in Issue 29

By Chairman Mao -
My favourite team is Merthyr
They play in black & white
They're in the Dr. Martens League
This year they're pretty shite

They've won the Welsh Cup three times
and big crowds went to see
They used to be quite good before
Their best? Division Three!

They don't win enough these days
but it doesn't bother me
I'll always love the Martyrs
more than Linda Lusardi

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