Dial M for Merthyr

There’s a contradiction in how our club is currently being governed. On the one hand we have Board members calling their own press conference disguised as a so-called Special General Meeting to confirm their mass resignations and on the other we have the club continuing to operate with Christmas parties, charity collections and even a Soup Kitchen showing that despite the lack of formal leadership at Merthyr Town FC we are probably more united and are engaging with the wider football community more than at any time in recent history. Match day at  Penydarren  Park relies on a regular team of volunteers who ensure that we  can continue our love affair with our heroes in black & white. Their contribution to the Martyrs cannot be underestimated with turnstiles manned, programme production & sales, 50/50 tickets sales and of course stray footballs found on the tundra of the Theatre End plateau. This group seem to be working successfully as an independent unit from ...

Everyone was relieved when the credits finally rolled at the culmination of last season. Similar to reaching the end of a traumatic biopic, it took a while for everyone who holds the club in esteem to absorb the problems that the Club faced. Had the trigger been pulled to spiral the Club towards the end game button? Well not quite, because our supporters are made of sterner stuff as the debate bubbled and frothed. It seemed in retrospect to re-energize the club’s fan base. Increasingly as last season progressed, we witnessed the teams work ethic under Gavin’s leadership, their commitment and what the ‘values’ that existed at the club mean to everyone. All the supporters spoke of their ‘loyalty’ which confirmed the players integrity during the final 6 traumatic months of last season. It became increasingly difficult for Gavin and Dean to implement their ‘philosophy’ as the players wages were cut, through no fault of the management or team. After being reformed in 2010 and gainin...

Berliner Pilsner, Snickers, shit train journeys, depressing towns, miserable aggressive coppers with guns, Grizzly bears, snoring, McDonalds and more snickers The Poland Trip Sunday had finally arrived. All that waiting seemed to take an eternity, especially the last two weeks. Myself and Billy the Fish (BTF) decided to meet up slightly earlier than planned to enjoy a couple of liveners around town prior to meeting the rest of the boys in the Baili Glas, Afershave Hill, CF48. On arrival at 9.30pm we were the first there and "pussies" seemed like the perfect adjective to describe everyone else. Two minutes later and Dai and Mopp steam in looking exited. We are finally joined by the rest of the "Polish train mob" which consisted of Wingy, Rob the bomb (RTB), Hulby and the Brown Baron. The trip had already taken a major setback the previous week as Typey was forced to withdraw with a broken limb. In fact it was that man himself who, as usual, had tirelessly arrange...

On Saturday 15th December the Merthyr Town FC supporters’ groups  Red Flag Martyrs and MTFC On The Terraces   are heading  to Harrow Borough for our Southern League fixture but more importantly for our annual Christmas jumper trip. This year’s event will be slightly different to previous years as we will also be supporting Solidarity Sports and the Non-League 4 Grenfell movement by firstly raising awareness of the awful Grenfell Tower tragedy that affected so many people and has displaced many families including young children. They say travel expands the mind but coupled with football it certainly expands your horizons and during a trip to Blackpool we caught up with our new friends from Whitehawk who are behind the  @nonlge4grenfell  twitter  account which uses football as a vehicle to remind people of the continued plight of the survivors of the Grenfell Tower tragedy. As football supporters  of a community-owned club  we feel now it’s tim...

WOW – what a weekend. An invasion of zany Liverpudlians descends on the County Borough. The Purps had landed at Penydarren Park and brought with them their infectious brand of fanatical support. Fair play it was extremely impressive for a Club at Step 5 of non-league football to travel that far, in considerable numbers for a weekend in South Wales. But it was the Supporters Direct Shield that had brought the two clubs together and everyone who failed to attend the game missed a truly unique experience. The Purps fans were noisy and just happy to be here. Anyone who adores eating raw cake mixture (only that which is freshly made by your Mum), will understand what this was like. The atmosphere in the bars and around the ground was festival like and the football was good. It all started on the Friday evening with Liverpool legend Jimmy Case spending the evening in the Red Flag Bar. Then the following morning a handful of intrepid Martyrs fans walked the thirteen miles from Talyb...

It seems that the ever curious football fan has returned to following our national team home and away, you know the one I’m on about, he (and it’s always a he) needs to know where you’re from in Wales and of course more importantly who you support? We’ve covered this issue before in the fanzine. A very long evening in Vienna was endured by about twenty of our fellow Martyrs as our loyalty to our black & white heroes was called into question. You aren’t Cardiff fans? Then you must be Swansea seemed to be the logic of that Austrian adventure.  We have a giant Wales flag that appears every now and then at Penydarren Park, it’s too big for most grounds in our league so it very rarely leaves the Pearl too. It’s banner headline is a play on the Socialist Workers’ Party slogan but for us it’s “Neither Cardiff Nor Swansea But International Merthyrism” and it tells a tale for all clubs in Wales in that we have our identity and most certainly culture that sadly a lot of football...

RCS 1, Wales 1, World Cup 1994 Qualifier, 28 April 1993, Bazaly Stadium, Ostrava This is the second report unearthed recently of early ‘90s far-flung voyages with Wales, a match played at a time when Czechoslovakia had just broken up, and today’s Czech Republic and Slovakia were not yet formed. This meant that Wales’ opponents were the snappily-monickered representation of Czechs and Slovaks, against whom we later drew 2-2 in an astonishing return in Cardiff. It also meant that we played not in Prague but got shipped off to a tough city tucked in right by  the Polish border, the heavy-industry heartland of Ostrava, whose fans carried a fearsome reputation, and whose town was said to be a total dump. Perfect. An inaccessible, rough ugly place. I’m bang up for that. As it happens, this one went down in folklore as one of  the iconic trips of the last 30 years. Even at the time it was like being in a different universe. We played in candy stripes, there was widespre...

My late Father once told me there was no such thing as an original joke. How true was this statement. If you have read any of the Boz comedy match reports on the Merthyr Town Fans Forum, you will confirm that this fact is true. So it tickled me to see that a Cardiff City supporters bus was recently pictured as having being sprayed across the front windscreen with 'Sheep Shaggers' in paint outside a Bolton Pub. Now I went to watch Merthyr Town at Hitchin two seasons ago and after the game popped in for a drink after the game after all Welsh fans had gone only to hear sheep noises there. It was of course not an original joke but was concrete proof that they will serve anyone in that baa. But it is also time to face facts: ·         England has 23 million sheep and Wales merely 10 million. ·         England has a human population of 55 million and Wales merely 3 million. ·     ...

The terraces remain empty. Look around you, the barren wastes of Penydarren Park lie before you. Where has everyone gone? Is the new Cyfarthfa Retail Park that e xciting? We’ve tried everything;  free tickets, happy hours, even winning a fe w games and getting a promotion or two but to no avail.  It’s time for action! The Dial M For Merthyr Central Committee has discussed the matter at length, mainly over an illegal steam ed  pie in a down-town  café, and we’ve come to the conclusion that the  answer lies with SEX! Quite simply, if we want more fans then we’re going to have to make them.  Volunteers are required to step forward and take the challenge of shagging for the Martyrs, when the final game is played at Penydarren Park and our crowds a re too small to support a team in the Hellenic League what will you tell the grand-kids when they say “what did you do Grand-dad to save the Martyrs?” We urge all supporters, men and women, to lie...

HOME INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 1938-1939 WALES 4     ENGLAND   2   As the country breathed a collective sigh of relief as the spectre of war with Germany appeared to have receded a few weeks earlier following Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain’s announcement of ‘Peace In Our Time’, people’s thoughts turned to the Home International Championship.   With matches against foreign countries still something of a rarity, fixtures against the home nations formed the staple diet of international football at this time.   Wales opened their Home International programme during this season with the visit of defending champions, England, to Ninian Park. The England team, which contained Stanley Matthews, Tommy Lawton, Vic Woodley and Eddie Hapgood, was widely regarded as being one of the strongest sides England had been able to field for some considerable time. Not surprisingly the England party, which also included F.A. Secretary, Sir Stanley...